My life
was in danger as I was headed to Distrito! I got caught in the middle of a high speed
chase, turned the wrong way on a one-way street, and was almost hit by an
invisible trolley—at least that is what the man in the car next to me yelled at
me! All I could think about when I
finally arrived at 3945 Chestnut was; I need a strong cocktail and this place
better be worth it!
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| Pepto-Bismol |
As soon as I walked in the door my mouth fell to
the floor. At first glance I felt like I
was trapped inside a bottle of Pepto-Bismol.
Everywhere I turned I saw pink! I
had to get my bearings straight and my nerves in order before I could truly
appreciate the whimsical avant-garde funhouse also known as Distrito. With Lucha Libre masks lining the wall, patio
swings at the upstairs bar and a taxi cab table right next to the jukebox, I
couldn’t think of a better place for me to unwind and dine. Located in University City, this Jose Garces—2010 Food Network’s
The Next Iron Chef winner—is exactly what I would expect from the
founder of Amada, one of my favorite
restaurants in Philadelphia. Distrito is
also ranked one of Philadelphia’s
50 Best Restaurants in 2012.
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| Distrito Funhouse |
After I settled
in at the bar and took a few sips of the extremely delicious Mango Puree
Margarita, I was able to let my hair down and forget about all of the drama I
encountered just before my arrival. My
bartender was extremely attentive and when I asked him what he suggested, he
told me to get his five favorite things off the menu and that is exactly what I
did.
CAMARONES CEVICHE
One thing Distrito doesn’t do is skimp on the
shrimp in their ceviche! I had a
mouthful of shrimp with every bite and every bite was absolutely
wonderful. Spicy tomato, avocado and
plantain chips make this dish more like a spicy cocktail then your typical
ceviche. It was a perfect complement to my
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| Camarones Ceviche |
PATO HUARACHES
So “Pato”
means duck in Spanish and “Huaraches” is a very popular dish originating in
Mexico City and named after a common Mexican sandal. It is fried masa with topped with various
ingredients and topped off with some type of cheese. I grew up eating these in Houston where
Mexican food is a staple in our daily lives.
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| Pato Huaraches |
There are
three options: Pato, Los Hongos and Costillas (duck, mushroom and short
rib). I went for the duck since that is
a weakness of mine. The manchego cream
and the tequila cherry escabech were quite influential as well. But really my buddy the bartender said this
was on his top five list so I had to indulge.
LOS TACOS
I could
not go to a Mexican restaurant and not get one of the most traditional dishes—the
taco! I was slightly overwhelmed when I
saw the seven options! Luckily for me I
had someone making my food decisions for me, especially since my tequila flight
was starting to kick in!
- Pollo – Chicken Ropa Vieja, Queso Fresco, Crema, Radish
- Carne Kobe – Flat Iron Steak, Truffle Potato, Tomato-Horseradish Escabeche, Yukon Fries
- Mahi Mahi – Chipotle Remoulade, Avocado, Red Cabbage and Lime
- Carnitas – Pulled Pork, Black Beans, Pineapple Salsa
- Camarones y Chorizo - Shrimp
- Lengua – Tongue, Cebolla Criolla, Salsa Verde (I was a little scared to try this one)
- Carne al Carbon – Marinated Hangar Steak, Salsa Verde, Radish
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| Mahi Mahi Tacos |
CHULETAS DE CORDERO
Mary
had a little lamb and I ate it—that
one never gets old! These lamb chops
were marinated to PERFECTION. With
smoked bacon atole,
chanterelle escabeche and 3 Chile BBQ, I knew I had a winner. It really doesn’t get any better than that. The only thing that would make this dish
better is if I could have more!
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| Chuletas de Cordero |
EL FUERTE “FOR TWO”
When I
glanced at the dessert menu my bartender and two others said that the El Fuerte
“is the best item on the menu”. Before
the dessert came out I was a little concerned about the size since it says that
it is “for two”. I didn’t want to look
like a total cow by sitting at the bar alone and chomping down on a dessert for
two—but a Gourmand Girl has to do what a Gourmand Girl has to do!
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| El Fuerte NOT "For Two" |
It was
love at first bite! No doubt and let me
also add that this is NOT “for two”. I
enjoyed every single ounce of the flourless chocolate cake with espresso ice
cream; a true chocolate
lovers dream.
After I
finished my dessert, I relaxed even more on the swings at the upstairs bar and
just swung and watched all of the people enjoying the contagious upbeat
Distrito vibe. My bartender got
5-out-of-5 and I was able to end my night on a happy note. If you ask me if all the drama was worth it,
I would say yes and if you ask me if I would go through it again, I would say
ABSOLUTELY. Especially for the El
Fuerte!
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| Distrito Downstairs Bar |
Epicurean Girl’s Conclusion: 4
VIPs
Distrito gets a rating of 4 VIPs.

















































